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Ever wake up in one of those “I’ll stick my foot up your ass” moods?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:25:32 -0400

Ever wake up in one of those “I’ll stick my foot up your ass” moods?

"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several..."

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:03:20 -0400

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”

- Gary Provost (via mycrofts)

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Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:43:41 -0400

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Awkward

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 08:47:43 -0400

That awkward moment when your gym teacher thinks it’s okay to poke the back of your head and make a “boop” noise

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Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:21:54 -0500

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